1.Derrick and Chase…wait who are you?
In every season there always a few sneakers…those who somehow make it to the end and until they pull themselves from the treachery of group dates you really never notice they are there. (But don’t always count them out @Catherine from Sean Lowe’s season, props girl)
2.Wells felt a tingle in his heart…but isn’t that we are all looking for?
Poor nervous and anxious Wells. The underdog we all rooted for but unfortunately didn’t get past his one on one, but somehow in his own poetic, quirky Wells way gave an insight into what love really is and what we all really want: ‘a tingle in the heart’ *swoon and sigh*
3.Alex likes the drama more than Chad liked eating raw root vegetables.
In nearly every conflict you can always catch Alex sitting…watching…lurking and absorbing every ounce of the drama that is taking place. Like when JT (James Taylor) called out Jordan (PS JT you’re great and you don’t need to throw Jordan and his nice hair under the bus. You can sing and do guitar things so that’s pretty bomb.com) Alex sat there like he needed a big bowl of popcorn to go with his scotch.
4.How do you not know the meaning of the word entitled Jordan (That definitely doesn’t make you sound more entitled *eye roll*)
You are a crafty fellow Mr.Jordan. Sipping your classy wine when confronted and having perfectly quaffed hair to match a lovely jaw line, but somehow you give us all the heebyjeebies. Were not real sure why but we will find a reason sir! But either way the correct answer to an accusation of being entitled is not that you don’t know what it means. Either too many footballs to the head or your entitlement got in the way of your ‘edjumication’.
5. Luke has the face of a famous person and I will give major props to anyone who can figure out who it is.
Maybe its the country or the smolder but someone help me out, name that look-alike
6. JOJO YOU ARE THE REASON I HAVE TRUST ISSUES WHEN YOU WALKED OUT OF THE ROSE CEREMONY.
Most of this season could have probably been condensed to about 5 episodes because let’s be real certain people (Erectile Dysfunction Doctor *cough*) were not going to make it to the end, and yet here we are with many weeks to go, were we have sitting and watching the inevitable of the ‘crazies and who are yous’ going home. But yet here you go acting like they are both going home, the waiting game is over and we are down to the real deal. NAY NAY says Jojo and instead keeps everyone. EVERYONE GETS ROSE!
7. Alex you can put your bitterness in the bitter box along with your sass.
Lovely Jojo just pulled a fast one and sent NO ONE home during a rose ceremony. Now maybe it’s just me, but no one really knows why you’re still here, so enjoy your rose and prep your popcorn for next weeks drama, sir.